I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I’ve been known to cause a few break-ups,
An’ I’ve been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an’ Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
An’ helpin’ white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you’ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man’s embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I’ve influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I’ll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

‘Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An’ helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you’ll never remember with me:
Alcohol.

Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an’ Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
(Helpin’ white people dance.)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you’ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

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–Goth–

Do you wear black eyeliner?: sometimes
How much black clothing do you own?: alot
Do you think about death often?: no
Do you want to die?:  no
Are you a social outcast?: I dont THINK so…  
Are you pale?: nah..
Do you cut?: nope
Do you like Hot Topic?: oh yes!  

–Skater Punk–

Can you skateboard?: No!
How often do you go into Vans?: Thats a real store?? HAHA.. 
What’s your sneaker brand?: Er, the only shoes I like are converse and sketchers.
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: YES
Are the long skater cuts hott?: hmmmm
How much do you get in trouble?: A lot.
Do you listen to the bands who are considered
“posers”?: Yeah, I do. Don’t shoot.
How many piercings do you have?: My ears.

–Prep–

How often do you say the word “like”?: Too many times to count.
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: Nope, just go in to smell the cologne.
Are the A&F models hott?: Yes
How many purses do you own?: a handful 
Is lipgloss a must?: No
How often do you wear makeup?: never hardly
Ever had a manicure?: no
Rock music is bad, right?: No!!!
Are you ever ditzy?: Yeah lol
Do you own high heels?: Yeah
Have you ever said “Oh my gosh”?: Yeah
Are you a cheerleader?: Heck no.

–Hippie–

Is your hair long?: Yeah
Are you a vegetarian?: No
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: I used to. 
Do you want peace?: Yes
Do you want to save the animals?: Yeah lol
What do you think about the war?: Sux.
Have you ever made a peace sign with your two
fingers?: Too many times.

–Gangsta–

Are you from the ghetto?: No 
Do you own “bling bling”?: Naaah
What do you think about do-rags?: They crack me up. 
Do you like rap?: Only Eminem.
How about hip-hop?: Bahh..its ok.
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: Of course.
What do you think about afros?: They are hilarious !!
Have you ever said ‘fo shizzle’?: Yeah
How about ‘oh, snap son’?: HAHAHA, i have been caught saying that a few times.

–Frat–

Is life a party?: Heck yeah.
How often do you get drunk?: Never
What’s the point of getting drunk anyway?: Not sure.  
Do you care about your grades?: Yeah
Do you need attitude adjustment?: Yeah lol

–Emo–

How often do you cry?: A lot
Do you have an ex?: no
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: i wish 
Are you emotional?: yeah
Do you like soft music?: yeah
Do people understand you?: no
Do you write your own songs?:  sometimes
Is your hair dyed dark?: No

–Jock–

Do you play any sports?: no haha
How important are they to you?: gotta love football
How important is your reputation?:  only half way
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: noo!
What do you think about football?: LOVE IT
Are you considered a bully by anyone?: no

–Geek–

Do you wear glasses?: yeah
Do you get good grades?: yeah
Are you smart?: yeah
Do you use an inhaler?: HAHA no 
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt
pockets?: my dady does hehe
Does your mom buy your clothes?: sometimes lol 
How often are you on the computer?: all the time.
Do you get picked on?: “you’re a freak.”
Are you single?: yeah
Do you want to be single?: not real sure.  
Who was your first kiss?: Nobody
Haveyou ever had a bf/gf?: No
Who was your first bf/gf?:  STOP..ur makin me sad
Have you ever asked someone out?:  nope

   xoxoxoxoxoxox, hil*