Yesterday was SO wonderful!!!

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So…I thought yall might want the story of yesterday. I’ll start with…waking up. I woke up all frantic to Jeff calling b/c I needed a shower and had to do my hair–plus CLEAN! So, I got up and ran to the shower and ran to Rachel’s to get her straightener (in the RAIN!) and ran around for a few hours trying to get ready. I didn’t even get to eat lunch. Jeff came to the house about 1 and I was still being all crazy and anyway, we went to the wedding.

Leslie ‘n Patrick’s wedding was GORGEOUS! It was super sweet! So sweet it made me tear up! Yes, yes, I cried. Imagine that! But Leslie looked pretty and everybody did..except Kylie. She looked like a frickin’ goddess. I’m telling you..prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. So, they got pronounced husband ‘n wife and we went to the reception and talked to some people..drank some punch….ate some cake…stood around with Kylie/Kirsten/Jeff/Mrs Hilbun. . . twas fun.

So, me, Kirsten ‘n Jeff went to the house to change and then to the coffee shop ‘n got a caramel big train and hung out in the back…”What are you doing?” “Dying.” “Oh” And we went ‘n got some corn nuggets for Kirsten…”DEEP FRIED CORN!” “They’re always finding something else to fry”

Kylie came over and we hung out in my room for a while and then decided to go outside. Well, one thing led to another and all 4 of us…all 500 lbs..are on my fourwheeler. Well, Jeff and Kylie decide to be IDIOTS and on the way home, we hit a puddle and….DIE. The fourwheeler FLIPS on the side ON TOP OF ALL OF US. Kylie is YELLING about us getting out from under it, Kirsten is CLAWING her way out of the mud, I’m SCREAMING to get the thing offa me, and Jeff is LAUGHING ‘n THROWING MUD! So, we yell obscenities for like 5 minutes trying to pick the fourwheeler up and get it OUT of the mud and a car drove by..so we’re like YESS! And they just..drive…by….!!!!! HOW RUDE!!!

So, the part my Dad built on front of the fourwheeler tore OFF, my headlight was hanging ‘n something might be bent. Like an axle…. “THE AXLE’S BENT! OMG THE AXLE’S BENT! …WHERE’S THE AXLE? WHATS AN AXLE!?”

We all have scratches everywhere. Kylie has a gashy thingy on her arm, Jeff has some noticable scratches on his face from a rock, Kirsten had a few on her face ‘n places and my leg is like scratched up pretty badly. We’re all SUPER sore. Kylie went from ELLEGANT GORGEOUS to…MUD HOE! haha She was still wearing her diamond earrings, too!

It was the most horrible thing I’ve ever experienced. By how it happened, we could’ve all like -died-. But now it’s pretty funny. Just, the parentals don’t have a clue. So don’t let them in on this lil secret.

Ima bout to go to Kylie’s casa to eat a popsicle b/c I love her!!! So, catchayalata! ❤