If you ever did believe

If you ever did believe that I was sane, don’t read this. =]

A lot of really weird shit has been going on..and so, last night about 1 am, me and Jeska headed out. We had about 10 dollars of gas in the car and we just went. We ended up at our Waffle House eating greasy food and listening to Elvis at the Waffle House. 🙂 After all that, we just got really tired and we didn’t know what to do, so we called everybody we could think of. The only person we didn’t call was Rusty because I was really upset with him. “He’s the reason I’m IN this predicament!” And so anyway…I called Megan and asked her to find me and Jeska somewhere to crash. About five seconds after that, Rusty calls and sleepily told us to come to his house. So, reluctantly, we did.

About 5:25, me and Jeska decided to head home after I sweatily peeled off of them both (and slapped her tattoo. (I’m so sorry baby!)) So, we left and were backing up because we missed a turn and all of a sudden, we’re in a ditch. Yes, a ditch. What to do, what to do…I called Rusty. “Please don’t laugh, we’re in a ditch and we need you.” So he came out and looked around, but he didn’t have a chain, so he couldn’t do anything. This dog shows up and we all SCREAMED.. and then this man follows him. He turns out to be a lifesaver, the best man ever. He brought a chain, but the car was on top of this culvert and it was going to break a bunch of stuff, so we couldn’t pull it out. We had to end up calling the wrecker people. *cries* Rusty had to go to work, so we stayed at this Motorcycle Shop for like an hour by ourselves. I called Will and he showed up with some $$ to pay the towing guy. (Thank GOD because I had like what..10 dollars.) Will stayed with us until we got out and about seven thirty or eight. A cop showed up, but she didn’t get a ticket. We were so scared. ;_;

It was the weirdest night of my life. Most of it seriously had me either laughing or almost at tears. I spent the rest of the day fighting with Rusty (but we’re better.) And sleeping with Jeska. We slept from 8:45/9:00 – 11:11 and then from like 5-11. And now she’s reading a magazine she’s read 20,000 times and I’m freezing my legs off. Mm, smoke hoodie. =]

So, I guess when it all comes down to it, friends always come through for you. Rusty woke up for us at 3 am and let us in, he woke up with us at 5 to leave, he came and helped us as much as he could, he was late to work for us. Will came and sat with us in the cold, he paid us out of our demise, he never left us. Thank you guys. 

Me & Jeska are the queen screw-ups… O.o You gotta love it.