“If that’s what she’s saying, you know you’re livin’ the good life.”

I’m a lesbian.

I’m a crack whore.

I’m addicted to crystal meth.

I’m pregnant.

I sold my soul for a QP.

So the other day when I was being a lesbian, practicing witchcraft, high as a kite, drinkin some jack daniels while driving through the back roads with all my friends in the car, the radio maxed out feat. Lil Wayne, passin around a blunt… (:

(if they’re gonna talk, give em somethin to talk about, eh!)

I decided that you people should get outta my life.

I don’t know who you think you are…

but my life is none of your business to broadcast.

RAWR, I’m crunk
and I kill people before breakfast time

Actually, i’m a lover-not a fighter. Don’t laugh, I can’t help it. I’m a hippie at heart and everybody knows it. Morgan influences my hippie lifestyle. 😀

 I hung out with both Jessicas, Rusty and Eric today. It wasn’t awkward; it was just like old times and I was very happy about it. We saw Role Models and it was fantastic.

Mom tried to have another talk with me about my life.
Some day, everybody will realize that second to God, I’m in charge.

And they’ll quit trying.